The following list are songs that I fucking HATE!!! No particular order to this horse shit
Deon Sanders - "Must Be the Money"
This song was the epitome of cooning. A Black man, with a Jheri Curl, dancing around in a pink suit with his damn shirt off. WTF Deon!!! This video had to be the inspiration to the Willie Beaming song from Any Giving Sunday. Don't believe me...See for yourself
Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Hoe"
I thought this song was a parody or some shit. From beginning to end, I felt like I was being Punk'd. I was on suicide watch after I saw heard this bullshit.
Will Smith - "Getting Jiggy Wit it"
I'm gonna be honest. I have never been a fan of Will Smith as a rapper. Summer Time was a classic, but that's where it ends for me. "Getting Jiggy Wit it" was some corny shit. Not to mention every drunk white dude was yelling this shit out when a black person walked in the room.
Nick Cannon ft. R.Kelly - "Gigolo"
I got mixed feelings about this song. Don't get me wrong I hate this shit, but I'm an R.Kelly fan. As soon as Nick Cannon started rappin, that's when the bullshit started. Nick Cannon's lyrics are ASS plain and simple. When he asked R.Kelly to do the track and sing the hook, it was like putting a tuxedo on a turd. At the end of the day it's still a piece of shit....with a tuxedo on.
D4L - "Laffy Taffy"
The song that prompted Nas to declare that hip hop was dead. At a time when hip hop produced a string of awful tracks, this song somehow managed to top them all. Not to mention that highly suspect name of the group.....
Webster ft. Young B - "Chicken Noodle Soup"
What could I possibly say about this song that has not already been said about AIDS. I hate everything about this bullshit. I wish bad things for whoever gave the green light for this shit.
This latest blog post is dedicated to celebrities that look alike to me.
Fantasia
Al Skinner
Yes, Fantasia and college basketball coach Al Skinner look alike to me...Am I wrong? Maybe....But what are you going to do about it????? Nothing.
Plies and Kirk Franklin
So nobody ever noticed how much Plies and Kirk (Porn Watching) Franklin look alike. Not only do they look alike, but both of them make music I don't give two dry fucks about.
Gizmo and Lil Kim
I know, I know, how could I say the Queen B looks like Gizmo from the Gremlins....Just like this...THE QUEEN B LOOK LIKE FUCKIN GIZMO FROM THE GREMLINS.....When you use link to get plastic surgery....This is what happens.
James Harden
Bill Cosby (Uptown Saturday Night)
Before Django, Bill Cosby rocked the dirty beard in Uptown Saturday Night. Houston Rockets guard James Harden, must of been inspired by this scene. Lil Seymore LMAO
The Guy from the group Gym Class Hero's
Joakim Noah
Yes, lead singer of the group Gym Class Hero's Travis Mccoy, looks like Chicago Bulls big man Joakim Noah. I honestly use to think they were related. Mike Tomlin and Omar Epps
Yup, the Pittsburgh Steelers coach and Q from Juice really do look alike. I'm not even being a jackass on this comparison Whoopi and Weezy
Personally, I think anybody who is dark as hell, with dreads, and got black gums, are the same person. Khloe Kardashian and the Guy from Maniac Cop
This is my blog and I can think what I want to think . Sooo what I'm thinking is that Khloe Kardashian looks like the dude from Maniac Cop. Check out the clip.
CHECK OUT SOME OF THE TALENTED ARTIST THAT IS ABOUT TO SET THE STAGE ON FIRE JUNE 16TH
CORIZ THE WRITA
@coriz1
Owner of Coriz TheWrita Music Publishing LLC Registered with ASCAP
Raised on the North side of Chicago with a Brooklyn upbringing, Coriz is a innovative singer/songwriter colliding the sound of neo-soul, R&B and Hip Hop in a collaborative form. She brings to you a classy sex appeal that is sure to capture any audience and tantilize you with her textured unique voice. Her uniqueness combines the art of rap, singing and songwriting in a patterned unique form. Her voice has been compared to Fantasia, Macy Gray and Lil Mo. Her influences are Baby face, Lauryn Hill, Faith Evans, Nas, and Jay-z.
At the age of 5, Coriz began her journey in writing music. She has composed for some of the biggest names in the music industry and has ghost written up until the age of 22. Some of her catalogue includes Lupe Fiasco, KATO, Paperboy, Bump J, Bo Deal, Sidney Star, and Yung Rell. She started completing her own projects at the age of 19 and currently has a album EP coming this summer called “InEvitable. Coriz graduated from Lincoln Park High School on the North Side of Chicago majoring in Dance and then Chorus. She recently graduated in May 2011 from Columbia College Chicago to advance her skills in the Music Business and has minored in Fashion.
With the music industry ever growing, Dave Pracyse stands out like a diamond in the rough. He first made his solo introduction with "Flight School Vol. 1" which went on to be an instant favorite to many in 2007 due to the success of its lead single "“Main Event"” produced by the Sound Schemez.
Since then, Dave has released an second installment of his "Flight School" series (Flight School Vol. 2:– When It Reigns It Pours) along with the release of his single "“How I Feel"” featuring and produced by Kajun (producer of Sex Room for Ludacris ft. Trey Songz). "‘How I Feel"” gave Dave’'s fans an opportunity to see just how diverse he could be as an artist, and also give people a glimpse of what was to come. "“How I Feel"” had been picked up by DJ’s across the country and had been strongly supported by DJ coalitions like the Core DJs and the Coast 2 Coast DJs.
In the winter of 2010, Dave released his street album "The Untouchables" with one of MTV’'s Top 5 DJ’s of 2010, Bigga Rankin, which instantly became a success! The lead single "“Boss N****"” produced by Harvy Allbangers is being regarded as one of the top independent singles of the year. In February of 2011 Dave received an "Independent Artist Of The Year" nomination from the Duval Diamond Awards committee. With all that has gone on in Dave’s young career, it'’s only just the beginning. Dave is currently working on the sequel to his successful "Untouchables" project. "The Untouchables 2", which will also be hosted by Bigga Rankin drops 1st quarter 2012 will lead off with the new single “"Talk of the Town",” which features R&B songstress, Syleena Johnson and is produced by, Wiz Khalifa’'s in house producer, Johnny Juliano. Dave vows this project will be sure to leave his fans, newcomers, and all critics alike speechless!
A Chicago native, J. Hollins is highly respected amongst his peers for his ability to masterfully fuse the traditions of rock, gospel, funk, hip-hop, blues, and soul, all while keeping his lyrics fresh and reflective. He has worked with a number of industry heavyweights including, Grammy award-winning singer Mary J. Blige and Grammy-nominated producer Chucky Thompson. After much success in the UK as a writer,J. Hollins stepped away from a lucrative deal with a major recording company to release his first full-length solo album, The Chronicles, in 2005.
Despite the album not reaching mainstream success, J.Hollins captured a faithful audience that resulted in unbelievable sales for an indie artist. In 2010, he released his second album, The Soul Renaissance LP. The album produced a number of radio hits, including Toast and the international smash Because of You. His third album, aka Casanova Black, was released on October 18, 2011.
You know people with multiple
personalities, with Jay Davis you just have to choose one. Jay is a writer,
producer, director, actor, comedian, and radio personality from Bellwood, Il.
Constructing Jay Davis Productions was not a hard task for this one man band,
furthermore he has implemented all of his talents and put them into action.
Jay has been writing for 4 years
in the movie industry. His first work of recognition started with the
MisAdventures of J Davis Episodes 1-10 and due to an amazing web presence Jay
was forced to release the episodes on DVD in August 2010. By November 2010 Jay
had already started his next venture and first feature film based of the web
series, The Misadventures of J Davis Presents: The Hostile Takeover, which
premiered at the Portage Theater in Chicago April 23, 2011. Over 500 people
were in attendance for the premiere of this funny but well thought out movie
about being at the wrong place at the wrong time, but not so simply put. The
movie lead to a distribution deal with SGL Entertainment in 2011.
Jay also hosts a radio show on
Saturdays which is also a branch off of his brand (Team Pervert) and also a
collective of Chicago's hottest talent, models, and comedians. He has interviewed
acts such as: Coriz TheWrita, Trey Da Choklit Jok (WGCI), Jay Hollins, Jamiss,
John Blu (Jive recording artist), LEP Bogus Boys, J-Lyn, Tre Azzure, Sidney
Star, Shawn Morgan, King Louie, and many more. The list holds credibility
amongst his peers.
Remember lil Judy Winslow from Family Matters? She walked upstairs and never came back down. When acting roles became scarce, Jaimee turned to porn to make ends meat. She appeared in approximately nine adult films over 2 years under the name CRAVE
CLICK THE LINK TO SEE CRAVE TAKING SHOTS TO THE FACE.
Another troubled “Diff’rent Strokes” alum, Bridges portrayed Willis Drummond on the show. His legal troubles began in 1983 when he was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon. He was arrested again in 1987 for making a bomb threat against a car dealership and in 1989 for pulling a gun on his mechanic during a dispute over a bill. Bridges faced his most serious charge in 1989 when he was tried for attempted murder after allegedly shooting a crack dealer eight times during a cocaine binge. He was acquitted thanks to high-profile defense attorney Johnnie Cochran, later part of O.J. Simpson’s famed “Dream Team.” Bridges was arrested again in 1997 for assault and battery after ramming a friend’s car following an argument, but was acquitted once more.
Danny Bonaduce
The former “Partridge Family” star fell on hard times after the series ended, at one point living out of his car. He was twice arrested for cocaine possession, in 1985 and 1990. Bonaduce later admitted that he was so addicted to crack that he got serious burns on his fingers and lips because he wouldn’t wait for the pipe to cool down before smoking it. In 1991, he was arrested for assault and battery for beating up a transvestite hooker.
IS THIS MUTHAFUCKA RELATED TO CARROT TOP
The Corey's
The Coreys were two actors, popular in the 1980s, Corey Feldman (born 1971) and Corey Haim (1971–2010). Born in the same year, the two young actors appeared in many films together, most notably a number of successful teen-oriented films in the late 1980s. Feldman starred in Gremlins, The Goonies, and Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter while Haim starred in Silver Bullet and Lucas before the duo were paired for the first time in 1987's The Lost Boys.
Becoming a brand, The Two Coreys achieved mainstream fame and notoriety as teen idols, but each later experienced a public downfall due to drug use.
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A LITTLE COCAINE AND MOLESTATION IN YOUR LIFE #fuckfame
Kicking things off at center number 33 Patrick Ewing. This ugly summabitch fucked up my television screen for 17 seasons. He looked like he was pissed off 95% of his career.
ANTHONY MASON (F)
I know what you are thinking. The Knicks was the perfect time to play for if you were an ugly muthafuckas. He looks like he could be the son of that dude from Menace II Society....."You know you fucked up right. don't believe me? See for yourself.
"So you brought the bottle of beer at...."
TYRONE HILL (F)
I'm sure Tyrone still pays top dollar for pussy. This man looks like he was pistol whipped as an infant. S/O to the Crypt Keeper.
SAM CASSELL (G)
This man was the Poster Child for Ugly in the NBA. I would not wish this man's looks on my worst enemy.
DELONTE WEST (G)
Delonte "Muthafuckin" West (Get it) completes the starting line up of ugly dudes. I don't know if that red shit around his mouth is an untreated herpes sore or Lebrons mommas lipstick. Either or this dirty fuck needs Jezus.
Lucinda Purify: What happened to the color TV?
Gator Purify: Mama, I smoked the color TV!
Gator made being a crackhead entertaining. Right until the good Reverend doctor shot him in the gut with a .38.
Gator Purify: I swear before God... and four more white people! This
is the last time!
Quotes like this is what make me appreciate a good dope fiend. Check out one of my favorite clips
For the record, Hallie Berry was a sexy hype. I think I would of paid $10 to smash her
I'll do it!!! You know I'll do it!!!
CHECK OUT THIS CLIP
Pookie
(New Jack City)
Chris Rock made people shed a tear for his pipe-head ass in New Jack City. When he became a crack head in the movie, you could almost smell his dirty ass through the screen. Too bad his relapse caused him to get shot in the chest..... RIP Pookie.
“It just be calling me, man. Calling me.”)
Eddie King Jr
(Five Heartbeats)
"Can't nobody sang like Eddie King Jr." When this dude approached the Heartbeats after their show, and did an improptu performance in front of them. It was no doubt that he was a full blown crack head.
"just 'cause I have one... two, maybe two drinks sometime... What, I'm an
alcoholic now" YES MUTHAFUCK IT DOES MAKE YOU ONE
Menace II Society Crackhead
I don't even know if this dude had a name in Menace II Society other then "bass head", but this muthafucka gave people a firsthand look at the dark side of how crack heads get their money.
Not only was he about to sell some cold cheeseburgers on a hot summer day to O-Dog, but he offered to take a mouth shot for a rock. This eventually led to a few gunshots to the chest. Tough Break Cracky
Ezel
(Friday)
Ezel wasn't the best, but he was one of the funniest. I really think that he should of made an appearance
in the other Friday movie's. Check out this classic Ezel moment
BUBBLES
(The Wire)
Unlike our previous crack heads, Bub's eventually got his shit together when The Wire ended. He had all the attributes of a true junky. From the skin abrasions, to snitching for a twenty dollar bill, Bubs was one of the best.
Some people remember what they were doing when certain events in history happened. Like 911, OJ in a Bronco, or Rodney King getting his ass beat. Well I remember exactly what I was doing when Janet Jackson's right mammary made a cameo at Super Bowl XXXVIII. America was not ready for Lil Penny's nipple to grace there TV screens. They acted like this was the worst thing on television. They had news reporters calling it shit Nipple Gate and shit. Alright, So it's ok to show Saddam Hussein dead ass kids on television, but it's wrong for Justin Timberlake to show people a beautiful 40 year old titty. #SMH TP GIVES THIS A 9.0 RATING
2. Tara Reid
Not really my favorite, but this was one of the funniest wardrobe malfunctions of all time. Fresh off of a boob job, Mrs. Reids entire left titty popped out on the red carpet. Her titty was so fake and lifeless, she didn't even realize it was hanging out. Her nipple looked the plastic surgeon cut it off, let 3 hamsters chew on it for about 5 min, then attached it back to her breast meat. TP GIVESTHIS A 3.5 RATING
3. Nicki Minaj
I'll be the first to admit I'm not a big Nicki Minaj fan, but on that one glorious day, when her lil chocolate nip walked into my life, she got my stamp of approval. Even though it happened right around the time her boyfriend "allegedly" gave her a two piece and a biscuit. I was still very impressed with the size, color, and overall presentation of her nipple. TP GIVES THIS A 9.5 RATING
4. Kelly Rowland
Nothing much to say about this one. I'm really starting to believe that fake titty's have no feeling in them at all. Her titty was hanging out for most of her performance and she didn't realize it. Oh well.....made my night. TP GIVES THIS A 8.0 RATING
5. Nicole Scherzinger
Allot of people are sleep on this one, but I'm not. When this Pussy Cat Doll Left titty popped off stage, I instantly became a fan. She is a perfect mix of Filipino, Hawaiian and Russian. I remember when I saw the footage I was so thrown off by it that I text my mom and asked if she had a chance to see it. TP GIVES THIS A 9.5 RATING
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