The Same Damn Person

This latest blog post is dedicated to celebrities that look alike to me.

Fantasia 

Al Skinner  

Yes, Fantasia and college basketball coach Al Skinner look alike to me...Am I wrong?  Maybe....But what are you going to do about it?????  Nothing.

Plies and Kirk Franklin

So nobody ever noticed how much Plies and Kirk (Porn Watching) Franklin look alike.  Not only do they look alike, but both of them make music I don't give two dry fucks about.

Gizmo and Lil Kim 

I know, I know, how could I say the Queen B looks like Gizmo from the Gremlins....Just like this...THE QUEEN B LOOK LIKE FUCKIN GIZMO FROM THE GREMLINS.....When you use link to get plastic surgery....This is what happens.

James Harden

Bill Cosby (Uptown Saturday Night)

Before Django, Bill Cosby rocked the dirty beard in Uptown Saturday Night.  Houston Rockets guard James Harden, must of been inspired by this scene.  Lil Seymore LMAO 

The Guy from the group
Gym Class Hero's

Joakim Noah

Yes, lead singer of the group Gym Class Hero's Travis Mccoy, looks like Chicago Bulls big man Joakim Noah.  I honestly use to think they were related.

Mike Tomlin and Omar Epps

Yup, the Pittsburgh Steelers coach and Q from Juice really do look alike.  I'm not even being a jackass on this comparison 

Whoopi and Weezy

 Personally, I think anybody who is dark as hell, with dreads, and got black gums, are the same person.

Khloe Kardashian and the Guy from Maniac Cop

This is my blog and I can think what I want to think .  Sooo what I'm thinking is that Khloe Kardashian looks like the dude from Maniac Cop.  Check out the clip.

Jay's Favorite Nip Slips

1. Janet Jackson

Some people remember what they were doing when certain events in history happened.  Like 911, OJ in a Bronco, or Rodney King getting his ass beat.  Well I remember exactly what I was doing when Janet Jackson's right mammary made a cameo at Super Bowl XXXVIII.  America was not ready for Lil Penny's nipple to grace there TV screens.  They acted like this was the worst thing on television. They had news reporters calling it shit Nipple Gate and shit.  Alright, So it's ok to show Saddam Hussein dead ass kids on television, but it's wrong for Justin Timberlake to show people a beautiful 40 year old titty. #SMH  TP GIVES THIS A 9.0 RATING

2. Tara Reid

Not really my favorite, but this was one of the funniest wardrobe malfunctions of all time.  Fresh off of a boob job, Mrs. Reids entire left titty popped out on the red carpet.  Her titty was so fake and lifeless, she didn't even realize it was hanging out.  Her nipple looked the plastic surgeon cut it off, let 3 hamsters chew on it for about 5 min, then attached it back to her breast meat. TP GIVES THIS A 3.5 RATING

3. Nicki Minaj

I'll be the first to admit I'm not a big Nicki Minaj fan, but on that one glorious day, when her lil chocolate nip walked into my life, she got my stamp of approval.  Even though it happened right around the time her boyfriend "allegedly" gave her a two piece and a biscuit.  I was still very impressed with the size, color, and overall presentation of her nipple. TP GIVES THIS A 9.5 RATING

4. Kelly Rowland

Nothing much to say about this one.  I'm really starting to believe that fake titty's have no feeling in them at all.  Her titty was hanging out for most of her performance and she didn't realize it.  Oh well.....made my night. TP GIVES THIS A 8.0 RATING

5.  Nicole Scherzinger

Allot of people are sleep on this one, but I'm not.  When this Pussy Cat Doll Left titty popped off stage, I instantly became a fan.  She is a perfect mix of Filipino, Hawaiian and Russian.  I remember when I saw the footage I was so thrown off by it that I text my mom and asked if she had a chance to see it.  TP GIVES THIS A 9.5 RATING

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