@JayDavistp Presents: Y.O.L.O

Y.O.L.O is the 2nd released sketch off of the Choke On That Uncensored sketch comedy DVD. 

CHOKE ON THAT is available on Amazon.com. follow the linkhttp://amzn.com/B00DKE7ACE

Y.O.L.O - Written by: @jaydavistp Directed by: @Dieseluno

Starring: @jaydavistp, @CalvinMEvans, @lemslaughter, @Bselfcomedy, @RashidaLucas, @jremy24, @jrivycomedy, @AmarasFab, @ceoofmurkgang, @GlamazonTyomi, @Dani_Fanni_ , Jato Barbee

"CHOKE ON THAT" is uncensored, controversial sketch comedy, straight from the mind of Jay Davis. "CHOKE ON THAT" is a culmination of real life scenarios Jay Davis has experienced over the last two years. Sketches ranging from the hilarious prank show "You've Been Shitted On" to different awkward moment situations he has encountered. "CHOKE ON THAT" is in your face, jaw dropping, sketch comedy that is guaranteed to bring more laugh out loud moments then any DVD of its kind.

@JayDavistp Presents: Choke On That - Official Trailer

“CHOKE ON THAT” is uncensored, controversial sketch comedy, straight from the mind of Jay Davis.  “CHOKE ON THAT” is a culmination of real life scenarios Jay Davis has experienced over the last two years.  Sketches ranging from the hilarious prank show “You’ve Been Sh***ed On” to different violations of Man Rule situations he has encountered.   “CHOKE ON THAT” is in your face, jaw dropping, sketch comedy that is guaranteed to bring more laugh out loud moments then any DVD of its kind.

“CHOKE ON THAT” will be shown exclusively at the ICE Theater-Lawndale 3330 W. Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL on Saturday June 22nd

Download the Choke On That title track from iTunes

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/choke-on-that-feat.-tina-b/id600693549

Written / Produced by: @JayDavistp and Directed by: Donte “Diesel” Williams

I Hate These Damn Songs Part 1

The following list are songs that I fucking HATE!!!  No particular order to this horse shit

 

Deon Sanders - "Must Be the Money"

 

 

This song was the epitome of cooning.  A Black man, with a Jheri Curl, dancing around in a pink suit with his damn shirt off.  WTF Deon!!!  This video had to be the inspiration to the Willie Beaming song from Any Giving Sunday.  Don't believe me...See for yourself

 

 

Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Hoe"

 

 

I thought this song was a parody or some shit.  From beginning to end, I felt like I was being Punk'd.  I was on suicide watch after I saw heard this bullshit. 

 

 

Will Smith - "Getting Jiggy Wit it"

 

 

I'm gonna be honest.  I have never been a fan of Will Smith as a rapper.  Summer Time was a classic, but that's where it ends for me.  "Getting Jiggy Wit it" was some corny shit.  Not to mention every drunk white dude was yelling this shit out when a black person walked in the room.

 

 

Nick Cannon ft. R.Kelly - "Gigolo"

 

 

I got mixed feelings about this song.  Don't get me wrong I hate this shit, but I'm an R.Kelly fan.  As soon as Nick Cannon started rappin, that's when the bullshit started.  Nick Cannon's lyrics are ASS plain and simple.  When he asked R.Kelly to do the track and sing the hook, it was like putting a tuxedo on a turd.  At the end of the day it's still a piece of shit....with a tuxedo on.

 

 

D4L - "Laffy Taffy"

 The song that prompted Nas to declare that hip hop was dead.  At a time when hip hop produced a string of awful tracks, this song somehow managed to top them all.  Not to mention that highly suspect name of the group.....

 

Webster ft. Young B - "Chicken Noodle Soup"  

 
What could I possibly say about this song that has not already been said about AIDS.  I hate everything about this bullshit.  I wish bad things for whoever gave the green light for this shit.

 

The Same Damn Person

This latest blog post is dedicated to celebrities that look alike to me.

Fantasia 

Al Skinner  

Yes, Fantasia and college basketball coach Al Skinner look alike to me...Am I wrong?  Maybe....But what are you going to do about it?????  Nothing.

Plies and Kirk Franklin

So nobody ever noticed how much Plies and Kirk (Porn Watching) Franklin look alike.  Not only do they look alike, but both of them make music I don't give two dry fucks about.

Gizmo and Lil Kim 

I know, I know, how could I say the Queen B looks like Gizmo from the Gremlins....Just like this...THE QUEEN B LOOK LIKE FUCKIN GIZMO FROM THE GREMLINS.....When you use link to get plastic surgery....This is what happens.

James Harden

Bill Cosby (Uptown Saturday Night)

Before Django, Bill Cosby rocked the dirty beard in Uptown Saturday Night.  Houston Rockets guard James Harden, must of been inspired by this scene.  Lil Seymore LMAO 

The Guy from the group
Gym Class Hero's

Joakim Noah

Yes, lead singer of the group Gym Class Hero's Travis Mccoy, looks like Chicago Bulls big man Joakim Noah.  I honestly use to think they were related.

Mike Tomlin and Omar Epps

Yup, the Pittsburgh Steelers coach and Q from Juice really do look alike.  I'm not even being a jackass on this comparison 

Whoopi and Weezy

 Personally, I think anybody who is dark as hell, with dreads, and got black gums, are the same person.

Khloe Kardashian and the Guy from Maniac Cop

This is my blog and I can think what I want to think .  Sooo what I'm thinking is that Khloe Kardashian looks like the dude from Maniac Cop.  Check out the clip.

NBA ALL-TIME UGLY 2ND TEAM

Manute Bol - (C)

Kicking off the 2nd team list is the one and only Manute Bol.  Just because

his ugly ass is dead, doesn't mean he should be kept off this list.

Popeye Jones - (F)

This is what happens when your mother decides to fuck Shrek without 

a rubber.

Dennis Rodman (F)



14 years in the league, Hall of Famer, averaged 13.1 rebounds/game, and he fucked 

Carmen Electra.  Impressive stats for this ugly summabitch

Calvin Booth - (F)

Many people don't know who this ugly fucker is.  So when I was searching

 for players to make my list, Calvin Booth's photo kept popping up

Separated at birth

Olden Polynice - (F)

Not only does he have a ugly name, but his ugly ass face terrorized TV screens for 

15 seasons.  What the fuck is he smiling about.  If I was this ugly, I would be angry

as hell.

CHECK OUT THE 1ST TEAM
http://jaydavistp.blogspot.com/2012/04/nba-all-time-ugly-1st-team.html