Thursday, July 18, 2013
@JayDavistp Presents: Y.O.L.O
Y.O.L.O is the 2nd released sketch off of the Choke On That Uncensored sketch comedy DVD.
CHOKE ON THAT is available on Amazon.com. follow the linkhttp://amzn.com/B00DKE7ACE
Y.O.L.O - Written by: @jaydavistp Directed by: @Dieseluno
Starring: @jaydavistp, @CalvinMEvans, @lemslaughter, @Bselfcomedy, @RashidaLucas, @jremy24, @jrivycomedy, @AmarasFab, @ceoofmurkgang, @GlamazonTyomi, @Dani_Fanni_ , Jato Barbee
"CHOKE ON THAT" is uncensored, controversial sketch comedy, straight from the mind of Jay Davis. "CHOKE ON THAT" is a culmination of real life scenarios Jay Davis has experienced over the last two years. Sketches ranging from the hilarious prank show "You've Been Shitted On" to different awkward moment situations he has encountered. "CHOKE ON THAT" is in your face, jaw dropping, sketch comedy that is guaranteed to bring more laugh out loud moments then any DVD of its kind.
Saturday, June 1, 2013
@JayDavistp Presents: Choke On That - Official Trailer
“CHOKE ON THAT” is uncensored, controversial sketch comedy, straight from the mind of Jay Davis. “CHOKE ON THAT” is a culmination of real life scenarios Jay Davis has experienced over the last two years. Sketches ranging from the hilarious prank show “You’ve Been Sh***ed On” to different violations of Man Rule situations he has encountered. “CHOKE ON THAT” is in your face, jaw dropping, sketch comedy that is guaranteed to bring more laugh out loud moments then any DVD of its kind.
“CHOKE ON THAT” will be shown exclusively at the ICE Theater-Lawndale 3330 W. Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL on Saturday June 22nd
Download the Choke On That title track from iTunes
Written / Produced by: @JayDavistp and Directed by: Donte “Diesel” Williams
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
I Hate These Damn Songs Part 1
The following list are songs that I fucking HATE!!! No particular order to this horse shit
Deon Sanders - "Must Be the Money"
This song was the epitome of cooning. A Black man, with a Jheri Curl, dancing around in a pink suit with his damn shirt off. WTF Deon!!! This video had to be the inspiration to the Willie Beaming song from Any Giving Sunday. Don't believe me...See for yourself
Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Hoe"
I thought this song was a parody or some shit. From beginning to end, I felt like I was being Punk'd. I was on suicide watch after I saw heard this bullshit.
Will Smith - "Getting Jiggy Wit it"
I'm gonna be honest. I have never been a fan of Will Smith as a rapper. Summer Time was a classic, but that's where it ends for me. "Getting Jiggy Wit it" was some corny shit. Not to mention every drunk white dude was yelling this shit out when a black person walked in the room.
Nick Cannon ft. R.Kelly - "Gigolo"
I got mixed feelings about this song. Don't get me wrong I hate this shit, but I'm an R.Kelly fan. As soon as Nick Cannon started rappin, that's when the bullshit started. Nick Cannon's lyrics are ASS plain and simple. When he asked R.Kelly to do the track and sing the hook, it was like putting a tuxedo on a turd. At the end of the day it's still a piece of shit....with a tuxedo on.
D4L - "Laffy Taffy"
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The song that prompted Nas to declare that hip hop was dead. At a time when hip hop produced a string of awful tracks, this song somehow managed to top them all. Not to mention that highly suspect name of the group.....
Webster ft. Young B - "Chicken Noodle Soup"
What could I possibly say about this song that has not already been said about AIDS. I hate everything about this bullshit. I wish bad things for whoever gave the green light for this shit.
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
The Same Damn Person
This latest blog post is dedicated to celebrities that look alike to me.
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| Fantasia |
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| Al Skinner |
Yes, Fantasia and college basketball coach Al Skinner look alike to me...Am I wrong? Maybe....But what are you going to do about it????? Nothing.
Plies and Kirk Franklin
So nobody ever noticed how much Plies and Kirk (Porn Watching) Franklin look alike. Not only do they look alike, but both of them make music I don't give two dry fucks about.
Gizmo and Lil Kim
I know, I know, how could I say the Queen B looks like Gizmo from the Gremlins....Just like this...THE QUEEN B LOOK LIKE FUCKIN GIZMO FROM THE GREMLINS.....When you use link to get plastic surgery....This is what happens.
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| James Harden |
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| Bill Cosby (Uptown Saturday Night) |
Before Django, Bill Cosby rocked the dirty beard in Uptown Saturday Night. Houston Rockets guard James Harden, must of been inspired by this scene. Lil Seymore LMAO
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| The Guy from the group Gym Class Hero's |
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| Joakim Noah |
Yes, lead singer of the group Gym Class Hero's Travis Mccoy, looks like Chicago Bulls big man Joakim Noah. I honestly use to think they were related.
Mike Tomlin and Omar Epps
Yup, the Pittsburgh Steelers coach and Q from Juice really do look alike. I'm not even being a jackass on this comparison
Whoopi and Weezy
Personally, I think anybody who is dark as hell, with dreads, and got black gums, are the same person.
Khloe Kardashian and the Guy from Maniac Cop
Khloe Kardashian and the Guy from Maniac Cop
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This is my blog and I can think what I want to think . Sooo what I'm thinking is that Khloe Kardashian looks like the dude from Maniac Cop. Check out the clip.
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
NBA ALL-TIME UGLY 2ND TEAM
Manute Bol - (C)
Kicking off the 2nd team list is the one and only Manute Bol. Just because
his ugly ass is dead, doesn't mean he should be kept off this list.
Popeye Jones - (F)
This is what happens when your mother decides to fuck Shrek without
a rubber.
Dennis Rodman (F)
14 years in the league, Hall of Famer, averaged 13.1 rebounds/game, and he fucked
Carmen Electra. Impressive stats for this ugly summabitch
Calvin Booth - (F)
Many people don't know who this ugly fucker is. So when I was searching
for players to make my list, Calvin Booth's photo kept popping up
Separated at birth
Olden Polynice - (F)
Not only does he have a ugly name, but his ugly ass face terrorized TV screens for
15 seasons. What the fuck is he smiling about. If I was this ugly, I would be angry
as hell.
Monday, November 19, 2012
Friday, June 1, 2012
Jay Davis and Friends Presents a Night of Comedy & Music
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CHECK OUT SOME OF THE TALENTED ARTIST THAT IS ABOUT TO SET THE STAGE ON FIRE JUNE 16TH
CORIZ THE WRITA
@coriz1
Raised on the North side of Chicago with a Brooklyn upbringing, Coriz is a innovative singer/songwriter colliding the sound of neo-soul, R&B and Hip Hop in a collaborative form. She brings to you a classy sex appeal that is sure to capture any audience and tantilize you with her textured unique voice. Her uniqueness combines the art of rap, singing and songwriting in a patterned unique form. Her voice has been compared to Fantasia, Macy Gray and Lil Mo. Her influences are Baby face, Lauryn Hill, Faith Evans, Nas, and Jay-z.
At the age of 5, Coriz began her journey in writing music. She has composed for some of the biggest names in the music industry and has ghost written up until the age of 22. Some of her catalogue includes Lupe Fiasco, KATO, Paperboy, Bump J, Bo Deal, Sidney Star, and Yung Rell. She started completing her own projects at the age of 19 and currently has a album EP coming this summer called “InEvitable. Coriz graduated from Lincoln Park High School on the North Side of Chicago majoring in Dance and then Chorus. She recently graduated in May 2011 from Columbia College Chicago to advance her skills in the Music Business and has minored in Fashion.
CHECK OUT SOME OF HER MUSIC
GET HER LATEST SINGLE SWEET MEDICATION AT
DAVE PRACYSE
@DavePracyse
With the music industry ever growing, Dave Pracyse stands out like a diamond in the rough. He first made his solo introduction with "Flight School Vol. 1" which went on to be an instant favorite to many in 2007 due to the success of its lead single "“Main Event"” produced by the Sound Schemez.
Since then, Dave has released an second installment of his "Flight School" series (Flight School Vol. 2:– When It Reigns It Pours) along with the release of his single "“How I Feel"” featuring and produced by Kajun (producer of Sex Room for Ludacris ft. Trey Songz). "‘How I Feel"” gave Dave’'s fans an opportunity to see just how diverse he could be as an artist, and also give people a glimpse of what was to come. "“How I Feel"” had been picked up by DJ’s across the country and had been strongly supported by DJ coalitions like the Core DJs and the Coast 2 Coast DJs.
In the winter of 2010, Dave released his street album "The Untouchables" with one of MTV’'s Top 5 DJ’s of 2010, Bigga Rankin, which instantly became a success! The lead single "“Boss N****"” produced by Harvy Allbangers is being regarded as one of the top independent singles of the year. In February of 2011 Dave received an "Independent Artist Of The Year" nomination from the Duval Diamond Awards committee. With all that has gone on in Dave’s young career, it'’s only just the beginning. Dave is currently working on the sequel to his successful "Untouchables" project. "The Untouchables 2", which will also be hosted by Bigga Rankin drops 1st quarter 2012 will lead off with the new single “"Talk of the Town",” which features R&B songstress, Syleena Johnson and is produced by, Wiz Khalifa’'s in house producer, Johnny Juliano. Dave vows this project will be sure to leave his fans, newcomers, and all critics alike speechless!
CHECK OUT SOME OF HIS MUSIC
GET HIS LATEST SINGLE TALK OF THE TOWN AT
J.HOLLINS
@JHollins
A Chicago native, J. Hollins is highly respected amongst his peers for his ability to masterfully fuse the traditions of rock, gospel, funk, hip-hop, blues, and soul, all while keeping his lyrics fresh and reflective. He has worked with a number of industry heavyweights including, Grammy award-winning singer Mary J. Blige and Grammy-nominated producer Chucky Thompson. After much success in the UK as a writer,J. Hollins stepped away from a lucrative deal with a major recording company to release his first full-length solo album, The Chronicles, in 2005.
Despite the album not reaching mainstream success, J.Hollins captured a faithful audience that resulted in unbelievable sales for an indie artist. In 2010, he released his second album, The Soul Renaissance LP. The album produced a number of radio hits, including Toast and the international smash Because of You. His third album, aka Casanova Black, was released on October 18, 2011.
CHECK OUT SOME OF HIS MUSIC
GET ALL OF HIS ALBUMS ON ITUNES
Marvin M-Dubs Phipps
@mdubsisabeast
Check out a clip from the hilarious M-Dubs
for Bookings marvinphipps@gmail.com
JAY DAVIS
@jaydavistp
You know people with multiple
personalities, with Jay Davis you just have to choose one. Jay is a writer,
producer, director, actor, comedian, and radio personality from Bellwood, Il.
Constructing Jay Davis Productions was not a hard task for this one man band,
furthermore he has implemented all of his talents and put them into action.
Jay has been writing for 4 years
in the movie industry. His first work of recognition started with the
MisAdventures of J Davis Episodes 1-10 and due to an amazing web presence Jay
was forced to release the episodes on DVD in August 2010. By November 2010 Jay
had already started his next venture and first feature film based of the web
series, The Misadventures of J Davis Presents: The Hostile Takeover, which
premiered at the Portage Theater in Chicago April 23, 2011. Over 500 people
were in attendance for the premiere of this funny but well thought out movie
about being at the wrong place at the wrong time, but not so simply put. The
movie lead to a distribution deal with SGL Entertainment in 2011.
GET YOUR COPY OF THE HOSTILE TAKEOVER FROM
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