The Same Damn Person

This latest blog post is dedicated to celebrities that look alike to me.

Fantasia 

Al Skinner  

Yes, Fantasia and college basketball coach Al Skinner look alike to me...Am I wrong?  Maybe....But what are you going to do about it?????  Nothing.

Plies and Kirk Franklin

So nobody ever noticed how much Plies and Kirk (Porn Watching) Franklin look alike.  Not only do they look alike, but both of them make music I don't give two dry fucks about.

Gizmo and Lil Kim 

I know, I know, how could I say the Queen B looks like Gizmo from the Gremlins....Just like this...THE QUEEN B LOOK LIKE FUCKIN GIZMO FROM THE GREMLINS.....When you use link to get plastic surgery....This is what happens.

James Harden

Bill Cosby (Uptown Saturday Night)

Before Django, Bill Cosby rocked the dirty beard in Uptown Saturday Night.  Houston Rockets guard James Harden, must of been inspired by this scene.  Lil Seymore LMAO 

The Guy from the group
Gym Class Hero's

Joakim Noah

Yes, lead singer of the group Gym Class Hero's Travis Mccoy, looks like Chicago Bulls big man Joakim Noah.  I honestly use to think they were related.

Mike Tomlin and Omar Epps

Yup, the Pittsburgh Steelers coach and Q from Juice really do look alike.  I'm not even being a jackass on this comparison 

Whoopi and Weezy

 Personally, I think anybody who is dark as hell, with dreads, and got black gums, are the same person.

Khloe Kardashian and the Guy from Maniac Cop

This is my blog and I can think what I want to think .  Sooo what I'm thinking is that Khloe Kardashian looks like the dude from Maniac Cop.  Check out the clip.

HURRY UP AND DIE!!!!

The following people have made my "HURRY UP AND DIE LIST!!!

1. Fantasia  - Besides being a glorified bust down, Fantasia has managed to be at the top of my list.  It's not because she fucked a married man, got pregnant, had an abortion, then got pregnant again by the same person.  It's not even because she called R.Kelly disrespectful for not performing at a concert that he was not going to get paid for.  The reason I want to punch her in the jaw is because she looks like Dudley's dad.  He bogus for letting Dudley get fingered by the creepy bike shop owner.

 2. Soulja Boy - Soulja Boy''s music is H.I.V in audio form.  This nigga is beyond lousy.  I don't wish death on nobody, but if his tour bus happened to get shot up and set on fire while he was on it.......I would write another blog stating that I was bullshitting about not wishing death on this man '

3. Ray J - "If I had one wish, I'd shoot you in the head, fuck Brandy in your bed...." This is the modern day Jessie Jackson.  The Undisputed Attention Whore Champion.  because of this waste of life, the Kardashians became relevant (FUCK the Kardashians to).  At one point in his life, he is going to realized that his pops should of just shot one in his mothers face instead of getting her pregnant.

 CHECK OUT THE SECOND SINGLE OFF THE SHOTS FIRED SOUND TRACK. MARS - CORIZ THEWRITA FT. FMILLS