OFFICIAL SHOTS FIRED TRAILER

J Davis Productions / Quiet Island Productions
Written / Produced By: Jay Davis

The 1st single off of the Shots Fired Soundtrack - Shots - By Coriz TheWrita, T.R.O.Y, Prince Ghost, and Velle Vell

Shots Fired is an action/comedy about two totally opposite detectives, who are forced to become partners and work the biggest case of their careers. Kevin Payne, an overly aggressive, burned out, thrill-seeker, has cost the city millions in damages as a result of his heroics. Marcus Banks, a weed-smoking, self-hating alcoholic who not only has gotten his captain / uncle reprimanded on several occasions, but his fellow officers shot while on duty. Both of these men have different values and agendas, but they have to somehow coincide in order to solve the murder of world renowned scientist John Mangenelli Sr. Shots Fired is a non-stop action/ comedy that will leave people at the edge of their seats.

Premiering at the Portage Theater May 19th 2012

www.shotsfiredmovie.com

TICKETS AVAILABLE ON SHOWCLIX.COM APRIL 2ND

HURRY UP AND DIE!!!!

The following people have made my "HURRY UP AND DIE LIST!!!

1. Fantasia  - Besides being a glorified bust down, Fantasia has managed to be at the top of my list.  It's not because she fucked a married man, got pregnant, had an abortion, then got pregnant again by the same person.  It's not even because she called R.Kelly disrespectful for not performing at a concert that he was not going to get paid for.  The reason I want to punch her in the jaw is because she looks like Dudley's dad.  He bogus for letting Dudley get fingered by the creepy bike shop owner.

 2. Soulja Boy - Soulja Boy''s music is H.I.V in audio form.  This nigga is beyond lousy.  I don't wish death on nobody, but if his tour bus happened to get shot up and set on fire while he was on it.......I would write another blog stating that I was bullshitting about not wishing death on this man '

3. Ray J - "If I had one wish, I'd shoot you in the head, fuck Brandy in your bed...." This is the modern day Jessie Jackson.  The Undisputed Attention Whore Champion.  because of this waste of life, the Kardashians became relevant (FUCK the Kardashians to).  At one point in his life, he is going to realized that his pops should of just shot one in his mothers face instead of getting her pregnant.

 CHECK OUT THE SECOND SINGLE OFF THE SHOTS FIRED SOUND TRACK. MARS - CORIZ THEWRITA FT. FMILLS

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

TBN - Tough Break Nigga!!: Rappers Who I Want to See Make a Comeback

TBN - Tough Break Nigga!!: Rappers Who I Want to See Make a Comeback: With all this wack shit on the radio, why can't some of the cats from the 90's make a come back....I'm just saying Silk The Shocker ...

Rappers Who I Want to See Make a Comeback

With all this wack shit on the radio, why can't some of the cats from the 90's make a come back....I'm just saying

Silk The Shocker

What ever happened to the Best Worst Nigga on No Limit.

Domino

You can't tell me that this dude wasn't dope for at least 4 months.  Ghetto Jam was the SHIT!!!! I'm sure he has a nice stable job at a currency exchange somewhere in LA now

AMG

"Ain't nothing like black pussy on my dick, word to the muthafuckin DJ Quik".  Bitch Betta Have my Money is still one of the greatest pimp anthems of all time.  AMG where the fuck you at?  He was suppose to have an album out in 2007, but one of his homie's leaked it.  #fuckfriends

MC EIHT

This is like my 3rd West Coast cat.  You have to admit that the west coast was shittin on people for a while.  People could still bang Straight of Menace and not feel bad about there life.

MC Brains

When you think of one hit Wonders this niggas name better come up in the conversation....Unless you considered his other song Brain Storming a hit....

Skee Lo
He represented for all the short muthafuckas in the world with his song I Wish.  The song was a hit, but I bet he wishes that his career was a little bit longer.  He probably works at Best Buy

Women I Always Wanted to Smash!!!

Here is a list of all the women that I have to sleep with before I die DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

#1 Maria from Seaseme Street

I don't have a puppet fetish, but Maria looked good has hell on that damn show.  She was smart, sexy, and Hispanic.  I would of put a bullet in Elmo's head to get closer to her.

#2 Vicki from Small Wonder

Once again don't judge me.  This show was the shit when I was a kid.  I remember being happy in my pants everytime she came out of the closet.  I know one thing, if I was that lil boy, and she was suppose to be my robot sister.  I would of fucked the shit out of her mechanical ass.

#3 Dee from What's Happening

Not the cutiest on my list, but something about that fucked up bun on her head made me wonna smash when I was a lil kid.  She you use to be like "I'm tell mama." I would say to myself, "You better tell mama that I gave you this DICK!!!"

#4 Rosie Perez

Once again, I am a sucker for big brown nips.  I remember when I first seen White Men Can't Jump and that brown aereola popped out from her shirt.  I was in utter shock and disbelief.  I'm like "Does she know that her titty is exposed in this movie"

#5 Topanga from Boy Meets World

I don't know what it is about Topanga.....Fucked that!  She had some nice dick sucking lips (in my Nas voice)  That's what did it for me back in the day. 

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