Women I Always Wanted to Smash!!!

Here is a list of all the women that I have to sleep with before I die DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

#1 Maria from Seaseme Street

I don't have a puppet fetish, but Maria looked good has hell on that damn show.  She was smart, sexy, and Hispanic.  I would of put a bullet in Elmo's head to get closer to her.

#2 Vicki from Small Wonder

Once again don't judge me.  This show was the shit when I was a kid.  I remember being happy in my pants everytime she came out of the closet.  I know one thing, if I was that lil boy, and she was suppose to be my robot sister.  I would of fucked the shit out of her mechanical ass.

#3 Dee from What's Happening

Not the cutiest on my list, but something about that fucked up bun on her head made me wonna smash when I was a lil kid.  She you use to be like "I'm tell mama." I would say to myself, "You better tell mama that I gave you this DICK!!!"

#4 Rosie Perez

Once again, I am a sucker for big brown nips.  I remember when I first seen White Men Can't Jump and that brown aereola popped out from her shirt.  I was in utter shock and disbelief.  I'm like "Does she know that her titty is exposed in this movie"

#5 Topanga from Boy Meets World

I don't know what it is about Topanga.....Fucked that!  She had some nice dick sucking lips (in my Nas voice)  That's what did it for me back in the day. 

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